Boredom + Photoshop x Insanity = This!

Click here, and see what happens when I have too much time on my hands. The guy on the left is Marcus-Vladmir Milosovich, the dude on the right is Kevin Lee.

Anytime Now

In exactly 35 days. I'll be a married guy, yup. So long single life, hello marriage. I'm quite excited in my laid back way.

Everyone keeps asking me "Are you nervous?" and I always give the same energetic 'no'. What exactly is there to be nervous about? If I were nervous, it would mean that I'm having doubt, which is so far from anything I'm feeling at this moment.

The only thing you could say that I am nervous about is the wedding it self. I'd just like for everything to go smooth. That's all. It would be kinda weak if July 1st, Saddam Husein decided to rise from the grave, enslave all of humanity and use our body heat as human energy generators to power up his army of machines sent from the future to protect the leader of the rebellion who is trying to keep the leader of the imperial army from knowing the location of Princess Leia who know who killed Mr. Body (Mr. Green in the Hall with the revolver).

But perhaps I've said to much

It Has You

Well I seen The Matrix: Reloaded yesterday. And all I can say is wow!

The movie is one long puzzle (which, I suppose, will be solved by the third film.) that will have you re-thinking about everything you thought you knew about The Matrix. I'm not gonna go into detail to much 'cuz I don't wanna give anything away.

Go see it, now! What are you waiting for? Stop reading this and go watch The Matrix then get some friends and head to the theater, watch it, think about it, talk about it with your friends.

The question people are dying to know, "Is it as good as the first?" the answer is without a doubt, yes! These films go together hand in hand so well. I must stress, you can't not see Reloaded without seeing the first one. It's a must that you see the first (It doesn't hurt to watch the Animatrix animated shorts either.) to full understand what's going on.

Now excuse me, I have to sit an think some more.

And all that jazz

I'm listening to Miles Davis - Birth of Cool. Amazing. Simply amazing. The critics call it one of the best jazz records made, and I have to agree. Though my all-time favorite is Brubeck's Time Out.

Too bad you all hate jazz. I love it. The fact that it sounds so chaotic yet is meticulously planed out, every single tiny note has a meaning. Something so thought out just appeals to me.

One jazz album I'm sure most everyone will like is Vince Guaraldi's Oh Good Grief. It consists of all the music from the Charlie Brown t.v. show. Takes me back. It's the kind of music that makes you wish your were six-years old again. Not a care in the world.

Shameless self-promotion

If you gotta website, here's a button to link to me.

Let me elaborate.

See, I wasn't playing guitar ON the toilet. I was playing in the bathroom. I was making a recording and my bathroom has this killer reverb. So, I moved my gear in there.

I'd post the recording, but I got bored and didn't finish.

That’s not cool!

WIL WHEATON DOT NET: EhSteve!

Wil Wheaton is a cool guy (in that geeky, lets play D&D way). And, well it just pisses me off that people have to dog on him. He says Entertainment Weekly and other so-called journalists dissed him and his website for no other reason other then being an easy target.

I challenge you to visit any other celebrity's website, lets say, I don't know, Melanie Griffith's website (which I wont even link to) and then head to Wil's site and tell me, who's real? Who actually sat in front of the computer and made their site? Who is it that when they write something, it's interesting?

I guess I'm just always looking out for the underdogs, or I'm just sticking up for my fellow geek. Maybe I just admire the fact that he loves his wife as much as I love my soon to be wife? Maybe it's because it's really late? I don't know.

And for the record, I was never a big 'Trek' fan. I've always answered to the force.

It’s true.

Yeah, it's true. I am playing guitar in the toilet.

New Cell Provider

I'm thinking about changing cell providers, I'm currently with Cingular and feel like I'm missing out.

Every other provider has the coolest feature, Sprint has unlimited internet access, T-Mobile has the Sidekick, Nextel has Direct Connect. Cingular has, uhm, hmm... Voicemail! Wait, that's not so great.

Sprint has a lot of features at a price that's cool, but everyone says their service sucks and coverage is terrible, the same can be said with T-Mobile. Nextel is, from what Mitch tells me, is a great provider. Though they seem a bit expensive and their phones seem a bit old a boring. Granted, the Motorola i90c is cool, but it just seems like the color screen isn't enough.

Oh well, maybe I'll stick with Cingular and get the Handspring Treo 270. But, aparrently you have to pay extra to recieve e-mail on it. That's bullshit, why should I have to pay extra for my e-mail? It's not as if the phone is cheap, it's over $500 with tax.

Maybe I'll just find an old-skool bag phone on eBay

UPDATE

Hey Miller, Click here!

Real banking isn’t this slow.

Washington Mutual's website is so fucking slow, I hate it. I hate doing online banking with them. It takes years for their site to come up, even on broadband!

I can make a sandwich, eat it, shit it out and it'll still be loading. Arghh!

And it's ugly, the ugliest looking "professional" website I've ever seen. The only thing missing is about 50,000 animated dancing hampsters and that bleeding blood line.

Let’s get it on!

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