Friday, March 31, 2006

This is what happens

When you're home alone on a rainy day

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

You have new Picture Mail!



You have new Picture Mail!

Originally uploaded by batfish.


R.I.P. Robinson's May. We thank you deeply from the bottom of our hearts for your crappy clothes, affordable jewelery and useless kitchen appliances.

Friday, March 17, 2006

It’s a Secret to Everyone!

I tottaly forgot about this

Buy something, lots of cool stuff in there. I make about $0.12 on every shirt!

Tippy Desk

Well, today had quite the down pour of rain AND hail. So, that kind of put a damper on any plans we might of had today, although I don't think we had any.

Lila's at the office and I'm at home geeking out and such. Right now I'm exporting my Safari bookmarks over to Firefox on my PC.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Getting Back On Track

I really need to start getting back on track. My writing habits have been so bad lately. When I first started this blog I was writing everyday, sometimes twice a day. Now, I'm lucky if I write once a month.

And that really depresses me to some extent. Why has this blog become a chore instead of something I enjoy? I remember I used to love to go out and find things to write about, and when I had an idea to write about something, I could not wait to type it out and share it with the online. I hate that I feel like I'm letting people down by not writing everyday. It's not easy to come up with something interesting everyday.

I suppose the problem is that I hate stupid posts like,

Dear Blog,

Today I ate grilled cheese and tomato soup then Mr. Whiskers made a poo-poo on the rug.

Stuff like that irrates the living fuck out of me, and yes I do know that 99.9% of blogs consist of the above mentioned ramblings, but I want to make a difference in the blogosphere (God, I hate that word). I know I'm not going to revolutinize the blogging community, but I want to make something worth reading. Something that has meaning.

Wow, when I go, I really go.

As I was writing this, I went back to re-read it for errors and I think I discovered my problem.

I always have a hard time coming up with an idea, but when I do I end up rambling on and on. I started this post as a simple little post to say that I needed to start writing again.

This post might sound like I'm bashing my blog, and I'm tottaly not, manshorts.net is one of the things I'm most proud of and I plan to continue with it until the day I die.

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

You have new Picture Mail!





You have new Picture Mail!

Originally uploaded by batfish.


';I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!" -Danny

You have new Picture Mail!



You have new Picture Mail!

Originally uploaded by batfish.


';I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!" -Danny

Monday, March 6, 2006

All the President’s Diseases

Health in Plain English has a fascinating article on U.S. president's and all the health problems they've had.

It's funny when you look at William H. Taft who had possibly every disease known to man, and the scroll down a bit to Jimmy Carter who had severe chronic hemorrhoids. Poor Jimmy, he can never catch a break.
(Link)

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When I first started this site over three years ago, I filled out this survey thing I found on some cam-blog site.

When I was reparing the site, I was reading the about page where I stashed away the old survey and realized that it was way out of date and a lot of my answers no longer apply to me.

So, I'm re-interviewing myself and I'm keeping the old one archived here for preservations sake.

-Sex: Male
-Birthday: February, 5th 1984
-Place of Birth: Bakersfield, California
-Pets: Had some gold fish a long time ago, but I left them out in the sun while cleaning the tank and they died
-Height: 5'11
-Weight: 170lbs
-Hair Color: Brown
-Eye Color: Green
-Writing Hand: Right

BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
-Nervous Habits: Shaking my leg, constanly doing somethign with my fingers, picking at things and biting my skin around my nails.
-Do you bite your nails?: No
-Are you double jointed?: No
-Can you roll your tongue?: I don't think so
-Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: Yup
-Can you blow smoke rings?: I don't think so
-Can you blow spit bubbles?: Yessir
-Can you flare your nostrils?: Sure can
-Can you cross your eyes?: Yes
-Can you wiggle your ears?: I've recently discovered I can
-Do you make your bed daily?:Well, Lila does it, but I feel dirty if she doesn't

CLOTHES
-Which shoe goes on first?: Left
-Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: Yup
-On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: $40-60
-What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: Watch on the left arm
-Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: I hate being late. And no matter what I do I alwasy look the same so...

FOOD
-Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Twirl
-Have you ever eaten Spam?: When I was a toddler
-Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate
-How many cereals in your cabinet?:Two. Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes
-What's your favorite beverage?: Coke
-What's your favorite restaurant?: I dunno, I have so many. P.F. Chang's is probably my current fave.
-What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: I call them my left hand and my right hand
-Do you cook?: Yup

GROOMING
-How often do you brush your teeth?: Once after my shower.
-How often do you shower/bathe?: Once a day
-How long does your shower last?: 10-20 mins.
-Hair drying method: Blowdry and if I'm feeling crazy, I toweldry
-Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: Nope

MANNERS
-Do you swear?: Quite a bit.
-Do you ever spit?: Rarely

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
-Actor/Actress: John Cusack, Bill Murray, Jason Lee, Phillip-Seymour Hoffman. So many to list.
-Food: In-N-Out, Italian
-Month: April
-Day: This is the stupidest question ever!
-Cartoon: The Simpsons, The Transformers, Ren and Stimpy, ATHF, Family Guy
-Shoe Brand: Converse, Vans, Doc Martens
-Color: Blue, Brown, Green
-Sport: Uhm... golf
-Body part on you: my eyes
-Body part on the opposite sex: stomachs and eyes
-TV show: The Screen Savers R.I.P., Six Feet Under, X-Play, The Young Ones, Transformers, That 70s Show, Simpsons...
-Holiday: Labor Day
-Comic Book: Still and always will love the Doom Patrol
-Thing To Do In The Spring: Nothing and thats what makes it great.
-Thing To Do In The Summer: Sweat
-Thing To Do In The Fall: take off my clothes
-Thing To Do In The Winter: Freeze and catch diseases
-Game: You know, I don't really play games anymore, but I'd have to say my emulator collection on my PSP

IN AND AROUND
-The CD Player: Still using the iPod
-Person you talk most on the phone with: My brother Vince
-Ever taken a cab?: Yes, numerous times
-Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: Yeah...
-What color is your bedroom?: White
-Do you use an alarm clock?: Sometimes
-Name one thing you are obsessed with: Computers, Television and music

LA LA LAND
-What's your sleeping position?: On my stomach
-What kind of bed do you like?: A big one, I still love the floor for summer time though.
-Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: Yes, but since being married I discovered the joys of a flat sheet
-Do you snore?: Up until recently, no. But now I'm a damn noise factory
-Do you sleepwalk?: Once. I was looking for a deck of cards
-Do you talk in your sleep?: Not that I know of
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animals?: nope
-How about with the light on?: no
-Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: Once and a while

WHICH IS BETTER
-Coke or Pepsi?: Coke. By far
-Oranges or apples?: Oranges, but I like apples equally as well
-One pillow or two?: I've had the same pillow for 22 years, so I really only use one!
-Pools or hot tubs?: If they're public, neither. But if I'm at friends house, I don't care.
-Blondes or brunettes?: I hate most blondes
-TV or radio?: TV is twice as fast.
-Beach or pool?: Wow, uhm. Pool, I guess.
-Tic-Tacs or Certs?: I hate 'em both.
-Snooze button or jump out of bed?: Snooze
-Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset.
-Hamburger or Cheeseburger?: I usually eat my burgers with extra cheese
-Morning or night?: Night.
-Sports or news?: News.
-Bikini or one-piece?: I look awful in both.
-Indoors or outdoors?: Indoors

-Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: We open gifts on Christmas Eve, so my answer is door number D
-Cake or ice cream?: Icecream cake.
-Bert or Ernie?: The gay one.
-Spicy or Mild?: I don't see the point in eating food that hurts you.
-Spearmint or Peppermint?: Rhino.
-Call or Write?: Call
-Peanut Butter or Jelly?: Peanut Butter
-Hamburger or Hot Dog?: That's like asking me to pick my favorite child
-Dog or Cat?: I really don't like dogs, and I'm alergic to cats.
-Bath or shower?: Shower.
-Book or Movie?: Movie
-Green or Red apples?: Red.
-Rain or Snow?: Rain.
-Nike or Adidas?: Nike, I guess.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
-Took a shower?: This afternoon. As of this writing it'
s almost 5:00am
-Watched Bambi: Last time in was in the theaters, in the '80s
-Cried?: Wow... about seven months ago or so.
-Talked on the phone?: Yesterday
-Read a book?: Comic: Two weeks. Real Book: Can't remember.
-Punched someone?: I punched this guy Mario on August 6th, 2001.

THE FUTURE
-Where do you see yourself in ten years?: In a house, taking care of things.
-Who are you going to marry?: My fiance
-How many kids?: One or two.
-Your profession: Writer
-Future School: Wouldn't mind heading to UC Berkeley.
-Car of Your Dreams: Wow, I can't believe my answer was Benz. VW Tourage

-I wanna live: like Steve Urkell