Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I’m listening…

to these songs

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I’ve had it

I've had it up to here with Britney Spears! I mean seriously, all these websites -- Perez Hilton and the ilk -- can not stop talking about this washed out, drugged up, poor excuse of a singer (and mother) who has nothing better to do then complain about all the attention that gets.

The sick thing is you know she really would commit suicide if the press did stop talking about her.

I said to myself a long time ago that there I would-never-ever-in-a-million-years-even-if-the-world-exploded that I would write about them on my blog. It would just be adding fuel to the fire of their madness. They've become heroes of pop culture, all the while doing absolutely nothing to deserve their status. What she popped out some kids? Big deal! Wow, she can chain smoke and pound Red Bull? Mitch can do that any day of the week.

I seriously wish she would of taken that goddamn electric clipper and shaved out her eyeballs. And proceed to drink a whole jar of the blue juice they put the combs in.

Also, I wake up every day and pray that Pat O'Brien and all the "talent" over at Extra, E.T., Access Hollywood, The Insider, The Outsider, My Side, Myspace and every other T.V. show (I'm looking your way MSNBC and CNN) can talk about something other then Anna Nicole. It's a shame she died, but they're using tragedy for porfit.

Ok, rant over.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Idiosyncratic Mike

I have this weird thing, call it a glitch, defect or an advantage if you will. I can't seem to get any work started if things are unorganized. I need things to be neat and tidy. Whether it be the house, the laundry, my desk or my desktop. I need organization.

For example; I hate installing new updates to Movable Type. The result of my desktop to the process creates utter catastrophe in my brain (at least that's how I feel in my brain) all those files and folders scattered all around. Makes me crazy.

Another problem I have is I can't play games without every thing being in order. In my young man days, when I was teenager, I hated playing games unless my room was super clean. Now I can't play Xbox if my couches aren't fluffed and don't even get me started on how I feel when the pillow are all saggy.

When I buy something new, like some kind silly toy that I don't need, or when a package arrives in the mail, I always feel the need to be showered and fully clean before I open it. I guess thats why we do Christmas presents on Christmas Eve.

I would talk about the nightmares I have when there's a spot on the carpet, but I have a child to take care of and instill all my craziness in.

BTW, I'm writing this using this super cool program call WriteRoom I wont describe how it works, you just have to check it out your self.

You have new Picture Mail!


Lila at Mimi's

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Mac Rumor Mill Has Flown Off The Pegs

I was just found this story on digg and let me tell you these Mac Rumor people god completely crazy with these things.

Here's an excerpt from the article regarding the new Mac Pros:

"Apple did complete the transition to Intel chips with Intel-based Mac Pros, but this new machine is said to be smaller, and 'significantly faster' than the current offerings."

The article goes on to comment saying:

"...the cooling system will direct hot air through vents at the top of the machine, much like Apple's Cube of yesteryear."

The best of it is when they talk about the display:

"Some reports have expected the new displays to come in sizes up to 50-inches."

If Apple really does produce a 50-inch display, I will seriously fry up my MacBook and eat it.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Hidden Meaning Behind Manshorts

HAM SNORTS
HARM SNOTS
MARSH TONS
MARSH SNOT
HARMS TONS
HARMS SNOT
MASH SNORT
SHAM SNORT
HAMS SNORT
SMASH TORN
SHAMS TORN
STASH MORN
STASH NORM
HATS NORMS
HATS MORNS
HAST NORMS
HAST MORNS
SHAT NORMS
SHAT MORNS
AM SSH TORN
MA SSH TORN
MAN SHORTS
MAN SSH TOR
MAN SSH ROT
MANS SHORT
RAM NTH SOS
RAM SSH TON
RAM SSH NOT
ARM NTH SOS
ARM SSH TON
ARM SSH NOT
MAR NTH SOS
MAR SSH TON
MAR SSH NOT
MARS NTH SO
RAMS NTH SO
ARMS NTH SO
SMARTS HON
TRAMS HONS
TRAMS NOSH
SMART HONS
SMART NOSH
MARTS HONS
MARTS NOSH
MART SSH ON
MART SSH NO
TRAM SSH ON
TRAM SSH NO
MAS NORTHS
MAS THORNS
MASS THORN
MASS NORTH
MASS NTH OR
MASTS HORN
MAST HORNS
MAST SHORN
TAMS HORNS
TAMS SHORN
MATS HORNS
MATS SHORN
TAM SSH NOR
MAT SSH NOR
RAN SSH MOT
RAN SSH TOM
RANTS OHMS
RANTS MOSH
TARNS OHMS
TARNS MOSH
RANT SSH OM
TARN SSH OM
AT SSH MORN
AT SSH NORM