Thursday, July 21, 2005

Fuck Computers

I just typed up a really long and awesome rant about how much I hate MTV just now, but I was a dumbass and I changed the settings of where the 'Save' and 'Preview' buttons are located. Well, in doing so it refreshed the page thereby deleting everything I typed.

So to surmise:


  • MTV Sucks!
  • MTV2 Sucks just as hard
  • Kelly Clarkson is too fat to wear what she wears
  • Hillary Duff sucks harder then all the above

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Ana Nova

A little over two and a half Halloweens ago, I made a short movie called 'Ananova'.

I'm actually very proud of the movie, it's tottaly silly and stupid, but I love making movies, I don't like the acting so much as I do the directing part.

Click Here to Watch It (WARNING: Big file, don't download unless you have broadband and you NEED Quicktime to watch it)

Monday, July 18, 2005

God Bless Central Air

I think Jesus Christ himself knew he did something super amazing for mankind when he made the deserts and valleys that make up the beautiful landscape of California.

He also knew he topped his own ass when he made central air. Living in California's central valley is murder on the body during the summer. Bakersfield is well known for it's triple digit summers, this year is perhaps one of the worst in years. But I've got a secret weapon this year. That's right, central air.

Last year, we hadn't yet experienced the glorious world of central air. I'll give you an example, a mere ten minutes ago I was vaccuming the house, drenched in sweat, ready to pass out from a combination of heat stroke and sheer exhaustion, but after completing my chore I ploped myself on the couch and basked in the glory of central air. In three minutes time I was cool and dry.

Monday, July 4, 2005

A Picture Share!

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A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!,
originally uploaded by batfish.


I really need a hair cut

Saturday, July 2, 2005

A Picture Share!

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A Picture Share!

A Picture Share!,
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Lila and I