MIKE JOOOOONES!!!

Somewhere in Georgia

I love IBM. Don't get me wrong, I think they're the best computer company out there. Their notebook computers cannot be beat.

But why, when I call their service department, must the recording mention that the service department is in Georgia, when they guy on the other line has such a thick Middle Eastern accent that he could've been talking Japanese and it wouldn't of made a difference.

The whole problem with the outsourcing thing wasn't that they were taking jobs from Americans, hell they need the money. The problem is the communication. The best part, and it's really no secret, that the outsourcing companies would assign their employees more english sounding names. So all of a sudden, Hamir became Harry.

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Telecaster that is. I've been playing my Telecaster like crazy, I'm absolutley flipping over the thing, the tone on it is one of a kind. My only gripe about it is that I really got used to my Mustang's SUPER skinny neck. But there's just something about the Tele's tone that can't be beat.

I guess, if I had to put it all in to prospective, is that I'm getting older. My tastes in tones are changing. Don't tell any of my rock buddies or they might kick me out of the club, but...

I DON'T LIKE HUMBUCKERS ANYMORE!

Did anyone here me?! Ok, good. Yeah, I'm really digging single coils. I super regret putting a humbucker in my Jag. What was I thinking? That's the tone! The single coils in a a Jag is like peanut butter and jelly. Oh well, what can you do? All the I do admit the Hotrails in the Mustang sound awesome.

Do you want to know another secret? Well, I used to hate Tele's. Why? Because they had single coils.

Semi-Pooooopular

Wow, I was just checking out my Technoratio Profile and it turns I'm ranked 616,861 out of 2.2 million. Which is AMAZING!

I think. I don't know exactly how Technorati ranks their pages and everything, but if they do it how I think they do it in my head. Then 616,861 is not a bad place to be.

Hell, in my own world, this is as good a being number one!