I think Jesus Christ himself knew he did something super amazing for mankind when he made the deserts and valleys that make up the beautiful landscape of California.
He also knew he topped his own ass when he made central air. Living in California's central valley is murder on the body during the summer. Bakersfield is well known for it's triple digit summers, this year is perhaps one of the worst in years. But I've got a secret weapon this year. That's right, central air.
Last year, we hadn't yet experienced the glorious world of central air. I'll give you an example, a mere ten minutes ago I was vaccuming the house, drenched in sweat, ready to pass out from a combination of heat stroke and sheer exhaustion, but after completing my chore I ploped myself on the couch and basked in the glory of central air. In three minutes time I was cool and dry.
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